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Firstly, D'Andre is a dork (psst, I'm D'Andre). No shame in my game.. I'm a nerd and I love it. If you
were expecting Mr. Too-cool-slick-talky-guy just keep it moving. I'm not saying I am the epitome of
nerdosity.
. but as far as comic book geeks go, i can dish with the best of 'em. Hmmm, lets see... I
have all the basic human functions.. y'know, walking, talking, eating, sleeping. i can do all those
things, so that makes me feel pretty confident in myself.
I have been known to do a happy dance. I
have an uncanny skill for making up words... like "nerdosity" Hips are my favorite female body part..
parts?? does that count as one thing or 2? it is plural Danger Calloway is my bada$$ alias that no
one ever calls me I think bananas are great because they taste awesome and they come in their own
easy open pouches.
ellipses are equally as awesome, yet they dont have pouches, nor do they have a
great taste. (ellipses are these things here "..." sorry folks, it's not called "dot dot dot" I can
be a cynical bastard at certain times.
.. and when i say certain times i mean always. i never get stressed.
(some folk think that's creepy) I'm a geek and i love it.. just had to reiterate in case you forgot
Text messaging has absolutely screwed over my sense of grammar and punctuation (thanks blackberry!)
I'm fully aware of all my odd lil habits and interests.
Such as my unruly attraction to women in glasses...
mmmm Red hair also gets an "mmmm" It has to be some sort of Spider-Man complex... I'm just Peter Parker
looking for his Mary-Jane.
exes and oh's. semi-colon, closed-parenthesis brainy, funny, quirky, with
a dash of sexy. .. yeah, i bet that'll be easy to find
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